What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 09:09

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How did you as a human being change while growing up?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What are some life hacks for living on your own?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why aren't F1 cars popular on the street?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die